Saturday, February 20, 2010

Top 10 things NOT to say in an online dating profile

10.  My psychiatrist thinks my anger management issues are under control enough to begin dating again.

9.  The picture is of me and my ex before she filed the restraining order.

8.  Looking for someone ready for a long term relationship and marriage because I need a greencard.

7.  Must be willing to hang out at your place as my parents don't like it when I bring girls home.

6.  I haven't had much luck with marriage but they say the 6th time's a charm.

5.  I spent the last few years in Texas but I got out early for good behavior.

4.  I know my profile says I'm female, but that's just a phase I was going through.

3.  I don't have a picture posted because my wife might recognize me.

2.  Seeking an understanding female who will tolerate my internet porn addiction.

1.  The doctor says as long as we use condoms, I shouldn't be contageous.

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